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Dec. 21st, 2009

Happy holidays!



x-mas sauce: sketchysantas.com

Dec. 15th, 2009

I totally called this. As of today (<- when we were informed) people on welfare are only allowed a limited amount of electricity per month. For example, a one person household is allowed 188 kWh/month.

For comparison: I am a one person household that uses roughly 160~170kWh/month on this:

- Computer ~15h/day
- Refridgerator
- Microwave ~10min/day
- Lighting (not used unnecessarily)

I always forget if water/heating is included, but I don't use either very much.

Dec. 1st, 2009

"AN ANGRY BUTT CHEEK DRIVING A CAR!! .... Oh, it's just Vin Diesel."

Dreamt that my (estranged) cousin was accidentally chopped in half at the waist. Later the same night, I woke up screaming from a dream wherein people refused to listen to me. Because, obviously, being ignored is far more scream-inducing than mutilated relatives.
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Nov. 28th, 2009

What is this I don't even

Woke up just as I exited the sand cave with the holographic dragon and was about to go look for a missing baby human/elephant hybrid gone green hedgehog creature. Four hours sleep or not, at that point I decided to call it a morning.

Did I mention that the elephant creature liked to ride on my head?
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